Laugh with Pratush Yadav

LAUGH WITH PRATUSH YADAV, A CHILD, OF CHIRANJEEV VIHAR, GHAZIABAD (UP)

1.

Mother     -When will you marry?

Pratyush  -I will, when you wish.

M             -Only then I shall get relief from never-ending domestic                                  work.Your wife will cook food for all.                   

P             -No! No! No!  She will not do it.

M            -What else will she do?

P             -She will play, dance and enjoy with me. Both of us will                                    be happy to take delicious food prepared by you.

               

2

Guest          - How are you?

Pratyush     - I am fine. Thank you. Have you finished tea?

G                - Yes, I have finished.

P                - How long will you take to go from here?

G               - Why are you asking this question?

P                - Because it is time for us to take dinner.

3

Father       -You are fearless. Good.

Pratyush   - I am not fearless every time.

F              - So far as I know, you are not afraid of anything.

P              - I am afraid of English alphabet.

4

Hakikat    -How are you?

Pratyush  -You can see how I am.

H             - Anything new?

P              -I keep on suggesting to my sister,  Shubhi, to work hard                                 but she does not.

H             - Do you work hard?

P              -Yes.

H             -Tell your achievements in the last two years.

P             -I have learnt how to write’A and B and shall be able to                                   write C in a few months.

Hakikat Rai Sharma

                

In marriage of Siddharth & Shweta on 16th February, 2016